Yes, the rumors are true: Valentine’s Day is almost upon us, and you’ve probably already bought a present for the special person or people in your life. But if by some chance you’ve overlooked someone and are scrambling for a last minute idea, allow me to assist you. The following are things every woman is dying to have, and you will be a hero for intuiting her desire for….
1) Food. Lots of it.
Food is great. It tastes good, looks good, and we need it to live. It’s a perfect gift for all occasions but especially Valentine’s Day. Please don’t restrict yourself to only giving chocolate. Naturally, the more chocolate the better and other food covered in chocolate is also a surefire hit. Nuts, caramel, ice cream, pretzels, popcorn, strawberries, whole apples, bagels, kale, a taco—if something edible exists and it doesn’t yet have chocolate on it, you can be the man to rectify this. Think outside the box!
Will wonders never cease! I know you all thought you’d never see the day but in the past few months I’ve been broadening my horizons by sampling more bawdy beverages. (That’s something people call alcohol, right?) I’ve never minded trying a sip or two, but it always seemed like a waste because I literally want only a sip or two, and therefore a lot went untouched. But recently I’ve decided that it’s okay not to finish your drink, just like it’s okay not to finish everything on your plate, so I’ve ventured out of my more familiar drinking waters. Here are some liquors, from the past and present, that have my finicky seal of approval:
I know this post is a little belated but I hope you’ll all accept my warm New Year’s well wishes for you regardless. 2014 was a big year for me and I’m so excited for 2015 because I think it will be one of the best I’ve ever had. This is my favorite selfie of the year we’ve left behind; most of my candid shots are on Instagram, but I worried this one was a little too candid for their Terms of Service.
Of course I had to put together a playlist to commemorate the occasion. And when I started looking at all my mixes of the year, I realized I did one for about every month. So here they are all, along with links to my profile page on each site. More blog posts, more pictures, and more music to come over the remaining 363 days of the year!
Since you know I seize every and any excuse to write or talk about—or for that matter, listen to—music, I decided to repeat last year’s approach to my 12 months of music-listening. That means the same rules apply: if I listened to it a lot in 2014, it appears here regardless of when it was released.
While I heard a lot of great songs this year, I wasn’t as enthused by any particular album as I’ve been in the past. Certainly nothing even came close, for me, to last year’s number one, Yeezus. Which just cements my determination to write some blog posts about rap in 2015.
2014 has not been very generous to me in the Time For Blogging department, but it’s made up for that in other ways. In a nod to my own capacity to assume people who haven’t posted anything new recently are almost certainly dead—why else are they so quiet? I can’t think of a single good reason—I opened an instagram account with the intention of updating it as often as I can. I’ve also tried to be more active on twitter but so far it’s not my favorite platform.
This week I put together two playlists, one in honor of the increasingly crispy autumn days we’re seeing on the East Coast and another as a nod to my ludicrously large haul of bath products when I was recently overcome with what I like to call “that smells good” mania, and bought way too many soaps at Lush. I guess I’ll be putting my nose to the grindstone, as well as to the bath bubbles, and speed reading in the tub to meet my 100 book goal by December 31st. I can do it! Some of the other items on my list probably will not be accomplished before 2015, but 5/8 isn’t bad. (Want to guess which ones will have to wait?)